Live by the Sun. Love by the Moon.

1. text post Mon, Sep. 17, 2018

   im hot

   bpdangelic:

   H ard to love
   O bnoxious
   T errible

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2. text post Thu, Sep. 13, 2018

   kidzbopdeathgrips:

   and you may ask yourself

   

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3. text post Fri, Aug. 31, 2018

   shmapey:

   justmyflawedlogic:

   lokisgloriouspenis:

   okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

   female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

   so in conclusion

   if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

   

   

   THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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4. text post Fri, Aug. 31, 2018

   baracknobama:

   me to my significant other: you should watch this show

   s/o: yeah maybe

   me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

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5. photo post Fri, Aug. 31, 2018
   

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6. photo post Fri, Aug. 31, 2018
   

   wetwareproblem:

   pathfinderisbestpony:

   What an adorable start to a murder

   Look at those eyes. This is a start to a murder, all right.

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7. photo post Fri, Aug. 31, 2018
   

   whommy:

   glitterandgoo:

   hungwy:

   here’s a comparison of me and my cat. his name is oliverbear (oliver for short). respect him

   HE

   IS

   PERFECT

   

   a gift for you

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8. video post Fri, Aug. 31, 2018

   moodbig:

   “Say you’ll never ever leave from beside me”
   

   Artist: https://royugang.artstation.com/

   Shirt 1: http://bit.ly/kikilovesme

   Shirt 2:  http://bit.ly/kikilovesme2

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9. text post Tue, Aug. 28, 2018

   i-draws-dinosaurs:

   jumpingjacktrash:

   the-rain-monster:

   jenniferrpovey:

   helen007900:

   jenniferrpovey:

   lily-ackerman:

   enscenic:

   cosplay-in-the-usa:

   rae-rose:

   who-lligan:

   So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

   I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

   My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

   So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

   And found this.

   

   A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

   I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

   So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

   bwa ha ha ha

   

   Originally posted by laughingsquid

   I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

   Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

   That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

   Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

   He just wants love!

   The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

   Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”

   poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon
   

   I love and support him in his musical endeavours

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10. photo post Thu, Jul. 19, 2018
    

    lissanaria:

    nevaehtyler:

    Frame this

    Welp.

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